"I Would Boo Too If I Had To Be An Orlando Magic Fan" Tyrese Haliburton And His Pacers Teammates Were Feeling Themselves WWE Last Night

Goosebumps. This is what a superstar looks like. That's aura, rizz, swag, whatever phrase the kids are beating into the ground, this guys got IT. 90% of the Pacers roster just walked into Orlando and laid their massive nuts on this proud franchise. The Orlando Magic fanbase may never fully recover. 

I wish the NBA was more like the WWE, and players would cut promos talking about what a dump Philadelphia is, or how ugly everyone from Portland looks before rolling into town for a game. The Bucks and Pacers "Ballgate" last season made every meeting between the two a thousand times better. Yeah, competing is great, but I'm all about the dramatic story lines. It's hilarious seeing the Pacers talk shit to the Magic. I feel like these are two parallel small market teams that never get the media spotlight, but anyone can get it, especially the scumbag Knicks. Tyrese vs Brunson on WWE puts asses in seats. 

Before everyone starts chiming in with "tHe PaCeRs ShOuLd Be WoRrYiNg AbOuT bAsKeTbAlL" it looks like the Pacers are down in Orlando putting in the work this offseason based off the hype video Pascal Siakam posted yesterday on Twitter. When the beat syncs up with Myles Turner throwing down a monster dunk I almost came my pants. Which is saying a lot because my plums are almost running dry after Spicy P posted a video of him and Nemby talking to the younger players on the team about what's expected of them this season. 

I guess this is enough Pacers porn to get me through the next 30 days until the season starts back up again and the Pacers world domination tour begins.